I'll answer your customers while you get on with the work.
WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook and email — answered instantly, in your voice, day and night. I handle the everyday stuff and pass you anything that actually needs you.
✓ No sign-up to try✓ Free for 7 days after that✓ No contract, ever
An example conversation, not a real customer.
The bits you keep meaning to get to.
Same things you'd hand a good new starter, except I'll still be doing them at two in the morning.
Answer everyone
Every DM, message and email. Nobody waits, nobody gets forgotten, nobody gives up and buys elsewhere.
Sound like you
I learn your prices, hours, policies and the way you talk. Your customers shouldn't be able to tell where you stop and I start.
Come and get you
Complaints, anything odd, anyone who asks for a human. I don't guess and I don't wing it.
Pick up the phone
When you're with a customer and it rings out, I'll take it, deal with it, and leave you a note.
Ask for the good reviews
When someone leaves happy I'll ask nicely. When they're unhappy, I'll tell you before they tell the internet.
Keep you in the loop
Everything I've said is there to read, and you can take over any conversation with one tap.
Four apps, one place to look.
WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook and email all land here. Green means I dealt with it. Amber means I've stopped and I'm waiting for you.
An example inbox. Not real customers.
Tell me your trade and I'll start knowing the answers.
No training weekend. I begin with the questions your kind of business gets forty times a week, then learn the rest from you — starting with your own website.
Same me on WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook and email — all landing in one inbox for you.
And your customer never sees me. They're in WhatsApp, talking to you, in your normal thread. There's no widget, no "powered by", no sign anything's changed.
Paste your website. I'll read it and start answering.
Not a video, not a scripted tour — your actual website, read in about twenty seconds, and then you ask me the things your customers ask you.
Free, no sign-up. I only read pages anyone could already visit.
There's nothing to build.
Most of the tools you'll look at hand you a canvas. You drag a trigger onto it, wire it to a condition, wire that to an action, and keep going until you've drawn what you wanted the software to already know.
What they mean by "automation"
One of the bigger ones gives you twelve kinds of trigger, six kinds of node and about thirty actions, and their AI only runs if you've wired it in yourself. Their own customers write reviews saying it takes a month of gradual training to get right — on a seven-day trial.
What I mean by it
You tell me about your business. I answer. If I'm not sure, I stop and come and get you. There is no canvas, because there's nothing for you to draw.
The only switch is taking a conversation off me, and that's one button on the conversation itself.
12 triggers · 6 node types · ~30 actions
No triggers. No nodes. No conditions.
Left: what a flow builder asks of you. Right: the whole of my setup.
Rather just ask a person?
Fair enough. I’m learning to answer the phone and I’m not there yet, so email gets you a human today — usually the person building me.
Ask me anything — a real person reads these while I’m learning to answer the phone.
I can’t answer a phone yet — I’m learning. Email gets you a person today.
Less than the hours you're losing.
You're not really choosing between me and another bit of software. You're choosing between me and nobody — or me and a part-timer.
One part-time person
£1,100
a month, roughly
- · 20 hours a week
- · Holiday, sick pay, pension
- · Training, then re-training
- · Not there at 11pm on a Sunday
Me
£25
a month, all in
- ✓ 168 hours a week
- ✓ No holiday, no sick days
- ✓ Trained in twenty minutes
- ✓ Still there at 11pm on a Sunday
I'm not here to replace anyone. I'm here to do the forty identical questions a day, so the people you do have can look after the customers in front of them.
They charge for answering. I don’t.
One business, two staff, a thousand conversations a month, AI actually doing the answering. Their published prices.
The bits I'm no good at.
Every other tool leads with everything it can do. Here's the other half, because you'd find out eventually.
And here's exactly when I stop and come and get you.
Not a setting you have to find. These are always on, and no customer can talk me out of them.
Here's one of them firing
She asked for a refund. That's the money trigger, so I stop — I don't discuss it, I don't promise anything, and I hand you the whole conversation rather than a summary.
You get told the moment it happens, not on Monday.
She's asked for a refund. I won't discuss money and I won't promise one. Everything she's said is above.
An example of a handover. This one fired on "refund".
Somewhere you'd be comfortable explaining.
You're handing me your customers' conversations. That deserves a straight answer rather than a badge.
ICO registration is in progress and the number goes here the day it lands. My WhatsApp provider application is with Meta — I'll say so plainly when it's approved, and not before.
Three ways to hire me.
Start small, give me more when you’re ready. No per-message meter, and no charge for adding your team.
Starter
Let me answer your messages.
£25/mo
- ✓ WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook & email
- ✓ One inbox, your whole team on it
- ✓ I learn your hours, prices & policies
- ✓ I come and get you when I should
- ✓ Around 1,000 conversations a month
Pro
Give me the phone as well.
£59/mo
- ✓ Everything above, plus:
- ✓ I pick up the calls you miss
- ✓ I ask happy customers for reviews
- ✓ I warn you before a bad one lands
- ✓ I handle bookings & enquiries
- ✓ Around 5,000 conversations a month
Group
Put me in all your places.
£129/mo
- ✓ Everything above, plus:
- ✓ Every location on one dashboard
- ✓ Reviews looked after across sites
- ✓ Priority support
- ✓ White-label & custom workflows
Every plan: your whole team included · no notice period · 7 days free, no card · WhatsApp's own fees passed through at cost, with nothing added.
Prices exclude VAT. Setup from £99. Pay for the year and get two months on me.
Things people ask me.
Do I need to be any good with computers?
No. The fiddly part — getting me connected to WhatsApp through Meta — we do for you. Everyone else makes you do that yourself and it's where most people give up. You tell me about your business, I'll do the rest. Most people have me working the same afternoon.
Will you actually sound like us?
That's the bit I care most about. You set the tone, I learn your prices, hours, policies and the little things that make your place yours. If I don't sound right by the end of the trial, don't pay me.
What sort of business are you for?
Any small one where people message you expecting an answer. Shops and online brands, cafés and restaurants, salons and studios, gyms, trades, agencies, clinics. If your customers DM you, I can answer them.
What if you get something wrong?
You'll see every conversation I've had, and you can take over any of them with one tap. I'm built to come and get you rather than guess — but if I do get something wrong, tell me once and I won't do it again.
What happens if I get busier?
I'll ring you. I won't quietly bill you for going over and I won't stop answering your customers — that would rather defeat the point of me.
What about WhatsApp's own charges?
Meta charges a small fee per conversation that every provider passes on. I pass it through at cost, on its own line, with nothing added. Some of the others put 20% on top.
So — shall we give it a go?
Seven days free, no card. Build me, test me, and only put me in front of your customers when you’re happy.
Hire me — £25/month